Ahh, fuck, what time is it? Six, fuck, who needs to be up this early? Earl What? Earl, wake up What, I'm up.. No Wake up, Earl No, I'ma sleep with my.. Wake up, son No, I'ma sleep with my eyes open, that's fucking logical Faggot What? Wake the fuck up! I'm up You have school right now No, I have school at eight, it's six So that's why your ass isn't getting any breakfast, wake the fuck up I can fix myself breakfast, I'm sixteen Earl What? Earl, wake the fuck up, you faggot! HOW 'BOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM~?!