[Travie McCoy] Bartender! Yeah I hears your wise ass, gimme a minute I'm tryin to get this round over here What do you think I'm just workin for you here? Actually, will you... will you send a drink to the lady at the end of the bar? Yeah that one right there Here you are miss Yeah, yeah - it's on me, tell her it's from Travie It's from this guy over here From the second she shimmied in I was intrigued by her essence And my first instincts to make sure that my presence was felt Simple and plain I'm probably jumpin the train But all I could see was my name engraved on her belt Hit the pause button - damn!! I don't even know this girl And I'm already practicing my sweet-nothings But that's a classic trait of a soft-spoken, heart-broken, fellow like my self best believe Pussy! I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve But that night - the Jagermeister had my sleeves rolled up Wait a minute, hold up I think she caught me grillin, now I'm spillin my drink I knew our feelings were in sync so now she gave me the wink The only problem is, I'm not your ordinary average Romeo A Cyrano de Bergerac Man shut the fuck up! In fact - I remember back in fifth grade I tried to read the book of love but sadly The introduction didn't grab me So I left it on the shelf and kept moving Assuming that this planet rotates I'll just procrastinate until the day I bump into my soulmate Who woulda thunk I'd be pissy-ass drunk when time came for collision? So I made the decision to just keep my composure Cool, cool Until she started gettin closer And then I felt this weird feeling underneath my left shoulder Then I - slipped, tripped, busted my lip and fell in love The minute that she stepped through the door The type of girl I'd have to make a couple mixtapes for To me she, equalled MC squared and everything else was mathematics I never took the time to practice
