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steve porter rap chop lyrics
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 Send "Rap Chop" Ringtone to your Cell 
Hi it's Vince with Slap Chop!
Watch this.
Hi it's Vince with Slap Chop.
You're gonna be in a great mood all day
Cause you'll be slappin your troubles away with the Slap-
Slap- Slappin your troubles away with the Slap Chop. [x2]
Now look.
Here's a potato- one slap
You got big chunks for stew,
Two slaps- homefries in a second, and
Look at this- if you add a mushroom
The more you do it the finer it gets
You don't have to switch any blades.
Now, you love salads, you hate making salads.
You know you hate making salads, you hate makin (slap)
That's why you don't have any salad in your diet
Watch this- one slap, salad.
For soup, coleslaw, stuff you want- 5 seconds, 4, 5 seconds it's done.
This thing this tuna- looks boring.
Stop having boring tuna,
Stop having a boring life.
Add this tuna, putting it like this.
Now you're gonna have a nice, an exciting life now.
Here's a hardboiled egg, one chop
You add the pickle, you add the green onion.
And what you can do you can mix things together.
You add the ham, and you're gonna love this.
You don't have time to make breakfast- breakfast to go.
Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts. [x2]
Watch this, you're gonna watch this...
What about fruit? Put a mango.
Watch this. [x4]
Look at that, isn't that beautiful on your ice cream?
The reason you're gonna slap away everyday
Is because it's so easy to clean.
1... 2... and pops open like that.
Now these other ones you've seen in the stores,
Bacteria gets into food, all the stores have this.
You can't clean it, you can't open this up.
It's worthless. Forget about it.
Now take the Slap Chop,
And put it back together.
Put the Slap Chop right there. [x4]
The skins at the bottom. [x4]
The skin comes right off. [x4]
Now put a tomato in there, add your cilantro, your hot peppers right there
And hit it like this. [x4]
Guys we're gonna make America skinny again,
One slap at a time! [x2]
Hi it's Vince with Slap Chop.
You're gonna be in a great mood all day
Cause you'll be slappin your troubles away with the Slap-
Slap- Slappin your troubles away with the Slap Chop. [x2]
It's easy you just got one hand and
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.
Watch this- tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini.
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