(Yon; spoken) Hi, I'm Yon. An expert with a knife. A surgeon, a craftsman,
A master of the deadly blades. Silent death...
Yee! Ho! Shing!
(Gatesy; spoken) Hi, I'm Gatesy...
(Yon; spoken)... so silent, you don't hear a thing. It's just... whoosh-- uuuurgh. Well, actually, it would be more like... (pause)... uuuurgh. And at close quarters, I can use my knife silencer.
(Gatesy; spoken) Hi, I'm Gatesy, demolitions expert. Master of C4, A4, and foolscap. And if we get into trouble, I can call for reinforcements - those circular adhesive labels. I can pick off any moving target, util they are... stationery!
Really loud death!
Yee! Ho! Shing!
(Scod; spoken) Hi, I'm Scod, seamstress...
I told you they'd laugh!
(Gatesy; spoken) Hey! He makes the costumes.
(Yon; spoken) It's a very important role!
All three of us, highly trained in the art of...
Krap karate...
Late in the evenin', I'm havin' drinks with my girl
(Café Latte...)
I'm her protector, the great defender of her world
(After the party...)
She grabs my chest, my pecs are burning with desire
And the hairs on my legs...
... this call is being charged at $8.90 an hour...
