Well i walk in to the room
Passin out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills
Like the horns on my Silverado grill
And i buy the bar a double round of Crown
And everybody gettin down in this town
It sint never gonna be the same
Chours:
Cuz i saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lotta noise
Cuz the girls they are so pretty
Ridin up and down Broadway on my old stu Leroy
And the girls say
Save a Horse ride a cowboy (everybody says)
Save a horse ride a cowboy
Well i don't give a dang
About nothin
I'm singin and bling-blingin
While the girls are drinkin
Long Necks Down
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your Freak Parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
Chours
Well i'm a thourghbred
That's what she said
In the back of my truckbed
As I was gettin buzzed on suds
Out on some back Country road
We were flyin high
As fine as wine
Havin ourselves a Big and Rich time
And i was goin just about as far as sh'd let me go
But her evaluation
Of my cowboy reputation
Had me beggin for salvation all night long
So i took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Willie Nelson song i could think of
And we made love!
