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Artist: Jeff Dunham lyrics Song: Road Kill Christmas lyrics  Send "Road Kill Christmas" Ringtone to your Cell  My wife rides in the back cause she won't shut up There's a deer in the headlights though it might be a sin I gunned the motor and run over him [Chorus] It's a road kill Christmas Venice that's pretenderized It's a road kill Christmas Cause they freeze when the light hits their eyes By the time we got home he was her pet That night he slept on my side of the bed I had to spend the night out in my truck But I had some beer so I didn't give a darn (That was close) (yeah I know I almost said Damn) A couple days later I made him a deal If he worked for me then he won't be my next meal I covered his antlers with foil and then I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end It's a road kill Christmas That dumb deer changed my life It's a road kill Christmas Next time I'll run over my wife (That's all I got for now) Send "Road Kill Christmas" Ringtone to your Cell      
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