She was born with her fists all clenched up for fighting
She looked out the window and she laughed at the lightning
Just the kind of citizen this town needs, welcome to Difficult, Tennessee
She was a thorn in the side of her sister and her brother
She tended to bite when they tried to hug her
She ran with the dogs, she'd be gone for hours
She peed on the trees and dug up the flowers
Raised on the banks of Defeated Creek, every boy around was in love
With the black-eyed critter with the little bare feet
That they called Miss Difficult
She was skipping out of school when she was only 7
She hot-wired a truck at the age of 11
Beautiful child, blessed by nature
Breaking hearts left and right when she was a teenager
There’s never been a beauty pageant in this town, but everybody knows well enough
Ain’t nobody gonna take that crown, away from Miss Difficult
Any guy would be wise to watch his manners,
She comes down hard like a ball peen hammer
Tell her what she wants to hear
Don’t you bust her bubble
And watch how you say it or there's gonna be trouble
Yea, MISS DIFFICUL
