Chuckie Chan (Martial Arts Expert of Reptarland)
Performed by Isaac Hayes w/ Alex Brown
If there’s a playground to be won
A job to be done
He’ll come sliding to the rescue
If you been pinned down
By a posse of clowns
You’ll break up the party
Get lost
Scram
You never hear him crying
He’s brave as a lion
When he jumps into action
His fist start flying
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He’s always ready
When there’s danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert
Of Reptarland
Chuckie Chan
Chuckie Chan
Better watch it
He’ll bust you up
You never hear him crying
He’s brave as a lion
When he jumps into action
His fist start flying
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He’s always ready
When there’s danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert
Of Reptarland
When the lights go dim
It’s not a problem for him
I pity any monster underneath his bed
Well he can stare into the eye
Of the oatmeal guy
Chuckie doesn’t lose his head
If you’ve been chased around
By a kung-fu chopping clown
He’ll come swinging to the rescue
If your rituals been attacked
By a samurai pack
He’ll break up the party
You don’t have to worry
He’s got fist of fury
His master full karate kicks
Turns right into chopsticks
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He’s always ready
When there’s danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert
Of Reptarland
Look out suckers
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He’s always ready
When there’s danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert
Of Reptarland
