When I'm walkin' down the street, lookin' so cool
All the cats and kittens are startin' to drool
They follow me around, tryin' to copy my style
They all wanna know how to be this wild
I'm a victim of cool, nobody's fool
A victim of cool, you know I can't lose
You never say no to a cat like me
Just stand back and give me sympathy
Now when I hear the beat, I can't help but bop
But when I start dancin' everybody else stops
The cats stand by, tryin' to check on my moves
They all wanna know to be this cool
But I'm a victim of cool, nobody's fool
A victim of cool, you know I can't lose
You never say no to a cat like me
Just stand back and give me sympathy
Yeah! Check it out son, rock it!
Well, when I see a cop, I tell him "get lost"
Stay away from me or I'll show you who's boss
I don't have time to be lost in the grooves
You better use caution when you're messin' with cool
I'm a victim of cool, nobody's fool
A victim of cool, you know I can't lose
You never say no to a cat like me
Just stand back and give me sympathy
Go again son, right! Let's make it a hot one kids!
Well, I comb my hair and it falls just right
I found a crazy jacket on my porch last night
When I clap my hands, record spin
When the song's over I just clap it again
I'm a victim of cool, nobody's fool
A victim of cool, you know I can't lose
You never say no to a cat like me
Just stand back and give me sympathy
I'm a victim of cool
Yeah, I'm a victim of cool
You never say no to a cat like me
Just stand back and give me sympathy
Cool...
