The sun is shining, the sky is blue
Its 3 O-clock and I just had me a few
Sitting here thinkin bout the things I could do
Well I could conquer the world if I wanted to
My Mother used to tell me she say, Hoss you're a winner
Now get out of that Superman costume and bring it on in to dinner
You gotta quit that dreamin Hoss if you want to get ahead
I don't think I could make it Ma without my dreams I said
If I wanted to, I could fly to the moon
Marry a desert Princess, become the King of Rangoon
Could become a jet plane pilot man, and zoom around the sky
And just like old James Bond, make all his ladies cry
Its gettin on to 7, guess I'll mosey on into town
See what the boys are doin, and bring em a few rounds
We'll talk about the newscast, and peg the worlds at end
Maybe I'll run for Mayor, if I do I'm sure to win
Now some say I'm a loser, and I'll never get no where
And they don't understand it, cuz I just don't seem to care
But I'm just waiting for a break, to come along my way
I know it will come tomorrow, cuz I just missed it today
If I wanted to, I could fly to the moon
Marry a desert princess, become the King of Rangoon
Could become a jet plane pilot man, and zoom around the sky
And just like old James Bond, make all his ladies cry
Do you know if I wanted to, I could become a big movie star
Its my idol here, yes indeed, talking about Broderick Crawford
Well I could become the Prince of Bolivia if I wanted to
The trouble is I had a few beers with the boys today
And I'm kinda tired
Maybe I'll have one more before I go, um I guess so
Bartender, another round here for me and the boys
