In the mirror, when I'm debonair
My reactions are my own affair
A body likes to be near the bone
Oh Nancy, Leslie, Jack and Joan
I die when I'm alone, alone
Shake your booty when your back is bent
Put your feelings where my mouth just went
As serious as things do seem
At least you've put me on the team
And friends do rule supreme, ok
Oh, pardon you me - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
With a capital 'C' - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
And who would have thought - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
With a capital nought? - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
In between the lines - oooohhhh
Spread your chickens when you think of next - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
What the Dickens if they're highly-sexed?
Through channels that were once canals
Do lift the heart of my morale
To know that we are pals, yes
Oh, vanity fair - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
With a capital 'V' - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
You give me a share - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
You take it from me - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
Oh, jolly good show - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
With a capital 'O' - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
It's terrific to go - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
Hellooo - inbetweenies - inbetweenies
Hello, hello, hello - hello, hello, hello
