The funniest thing happened to me yesterday
I ran into ol' you-know-who by mistake
She was out on the town with her new honey
Havin' a ball, spendin' his money
Oh it was the funniest thing
You should've seen that innocent look on her face
As he held her close, rumpled her hair out of place
You should've heard her callin' him baby
Makin' him moan, drivin' him crazy
Oh it was the funniest thing
But she introduced me to her new love
I thought to myself that soon he'll discover
Ooo she did the funniest thing
As they walked away, I couldn't help wonderin' why
Such funny things make me cry
Oh I thought that I could make it without her
Maybe I could, but there's somethin' about her
Oh it's the funniest thing
Ooo it's the funniest thing
