I could'a swore her hair was made of rayon
She wore a Milton-Bradley crayon
But she was something I could lay on
Can't remember what became of me
Carolina hard-core ecstasy
She put a Doobie Brothers tape on
(lalalalalaa la)
I had a Roger Daltrey cape on
(a Roger Daltrey cape on)
There was a bed I dumped her shape on
Can't remember what became of me
Carolina hard-core ecstasy
Somewhat later on, I woke up and she was gone
There was dew out on the lawn
In the sunrise
Later she came back, with a rumpled paper sack
Which she told me would contain
A surprise
She stuck her hand right in and to the bottom
Said she knew I'd be surprized she got 'em
Take a Charleston PIP! to spot 'em
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me
Plastic leather fourteen triple D
I said I wonder what's the shoes for
She told me "Don't you worry no more"
And got right down there on the towel floor
"Now darling stomp all over me"
Carolina Hard-core ecstasy
Is this something new?
Having people stomp on you?
Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
(Pleasure is all I need)
What is this a quiz?
Don't you worry what it is.
It is merely just a moment I can treasure
By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered
She couldn't talk cuz' her mouth had been extendered
It looked to me as though she had been blendered
What was this abject misery?
Carolina Hard-core ecstasy
[guitar solo]
What was this abject misery?
Carolina Hard-core ecstasy
What was this abject misery?
Carolina Hard-core ecstasy
It might seem strange to Herb and Dee
Carolina Hard-core ecstasy
