You can be mean to me,
Mean as you want to be.
Just say anything that you like.
You can be nasty and catty,
cruel and unusual.
Twist my nose with your fingers,
trip me while i carry liquids.
And as you pin me down,
my arms right on the ground,
as your spit drips into my face,
deep in the back of your mind
remember at some point you'll have to fall asleep.
And when you fall asleep,
into your room I'll creep.
Did something move in the dark 'neath your bed?
And then a voice you hear,
its calling loud and clear,
a voice that is your own,
a voice thats saying "aaaargh!!"
There's things that one can do,
with bengay, Nair and superglue.
A package of indellible dye!
Why would a guy
such as I ever buy
indellible dye, blue as the sky,
don't ask me why.
This catalog I found
sells roaches by the pound.
Millipedes, centipedes too!
They say the meek shall inherit
because they stay up late and change the will.
And when you fall asleep,
into your room I'll creep.
Did something move in the dark 'neath your bed?
And then a voice you hear,
it's calling loud and clear,
a voice that is your own,
a voice thats saying "aaaargh!!"
