I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door
I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't have too
Oh the female sex has a lot more class
Unless we're lookin' at a male stripper's ass
I'm a twenty-first century gal, but I can't set my VCR
Well I am not your hooker ,but your still gonna pay
Cause sex is a special thing and a darn good weapon
Because my body belongs to me
Until I get dinner, and a movie
I don't sleep around, until I do a credit check
And I have a mind of my own, which I change every two seconds
And I'm not afraid to ask for directions cause I can't read a map
And I stand behind my man
So I can nag him as much as I can
And I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider
And I never tell a lie, but I will fake an orgasm
Cause I am the real McCoy, except for my boobs and my face
But I still get hot and sweaty for the opening of a new shoe store
And I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freakin' business
