[Talking quietly] [M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." [M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" [M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." [M2:] "Well we better study our butts off." [M1:] "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library." [M2:] "Ok, enough talking, let's study!" [M1:] "All right." [Turning pages]
[Heavy steps] [M2:] "Uh oh" [M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'll never get any studying done with him in the library." [Heavy steps continue] [M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!"
[Fatty whining, try to catch breath] [M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us." [Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?" [M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were." [Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya." [Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly] [M2:] "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?" [Fatty:] "No, no, I'm catching it!" [Fatty continuing to whine and snort] [M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate." [Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem." [M1:] "Oh man." [Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
"This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know." [Whining continues even louder] [M1:] "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that." [Wheezing continues a little softer] [M2:] "Fatty! Please keep it down!"
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
[M2:] "Is he sleeping!?" [M1:] "No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down." [Snoring stops, more weird noise starts] [M2:] "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?" [Fatty: Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying." [Whining continues] [M1:] "Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!" [Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous] [M2:] "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"
[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling] [M2:] "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!" [Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!" [Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the building!" [M1:] "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm." [Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?" [Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort] [Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?" [Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!" [Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?" [Fatty: Still whining horribly] "They're fun!" [Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!" [Everyone laughing at stupid joke] [Raspberry]
