had a baby named Jane,
she could shake that thing.
Said her Daddy used to hang
with Johnny Coaltrain.
she sang a soul train
with her friend named Jen
her booty was bigger than a mercedes benz.
Jen was a herdy-gerdy-dirty little girly.
i heard it from a birdy,
she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy..baby baby baby.
baby was jens best friend, and maybe..
if you were lucky,
licky licky, sucky sucky.
mickey mickey, fuck me fuck me.
more junk in the trunk than a honda
i know you wanna do the JANE FONDA
one, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor.
work it out, shake it little momma
let me see you do the jane fonda.
five, six, seven now
if you dont know, let me show you how
to work it out..work it little momma
i know you wanna do the jane fonda
i had a princess, queen of incest
she was (barbra jean with big breasts?)
and big eyes and a big ass to match
jean wasnt fast, she was easy to catch
then came mollya hood from hollywood highs
so fly she was trans-atlantic
she was a manic depressive(manic depressive)
which was impressive,
very impressive, i had to test it.
tasted like chicken and was lemon scented.
she took me home to her momma
i taught them both how to JANE FONDA
one, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor.
work it out, shake it little momma
let me see you do the jane fonda.
five, six, seven now
if you dont know, let me show you how
to work it out..work it little momma
i know you wanna do the jane fonda
i had a girl named dana
from santa anna
she was a waitres at the copa cabana
she was slammin and her ass was jammin
like janet jackson in rythem nation
her brother jason had a girl named grace
you could see her ass from outer space
so i landed on a planet
and planted a mickey A flag dammnit
one, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor.
work it out, shake it little momma
let me see you do the jane fonda.
five, six, seven now
if you dont know, let me show you how
to work it out..work it little momma
i know you wanna do the jane fonda
one, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor.
work it out, shake it little momma
let me see you do the jane fonda.
five, six, seven now
if you dont know, let me show you how
to work it out..work it little momma
i know you wanna do the jane fonda
1994
