Thirty licks with a belt - playing tricks on myself
And I wonder if everyone else is this way
A succession of tests, a triumphant success
Each time it's still intact at the end of the day
Thirty drops in a glass - keep my temper and pass
With my breath held, you bastards, I'll get you! But then -
It's not really so bad, there's still Mom, there's still
Damage to do before they wrest the axe from my hands
It's no mystery - you should obviously go
Before I break everything
You're always telling me that you're dying to know
But you're not really listening
How do I manage to station myself in harm's way
And only get hit with a ticket for loitering
That I have no means to pay - and no strength to argue
The voices are infesting up through the floorboards and they're
Murmuring, "Murder me"
If I could shut them out for just an hour, I swear
I could stop this catastrophe
Thirty-day guarantee
But that can't include me
After all, I'm at home in this childproof world
No sharp corners or glass
No small objects or plastic bags
Please, these are death to a delicate girl
It's no mystery - you should obviously know
That I'll destroy everything
So don't keep telling me that you're dying to know
'Cause you'll get what you're asking for
How can it be that I still put myself in harm's way
And only get hit with a ticket for loitering
That I have no means to pay - what kind of place is this?
Now all the voices are screaming, "This just isn't fair"
But I've got a foolproof plan
If I can get them alone for an hour, I swear
It'll look like an accident
I could be decent yet
I'll make up for everything
I could be president...
