Ready rolling action here she comes down the stairway
Made for television such a vision on the airwaves
Queen of melodrama she's hotter than a sauna
And worth a million bucks I'm glad I had to wear a tux
Not so plain Jane damn what a creature
Mr. Keach I beseech you could you put me in your feature?
I'm not Tarzan and I'm sure no monkey
But you Jane and me Funky
"Quiet on the set better get into position people"
Talbott man shut up or they won't call us back for the sequel
Allan's looking bored Mac show me some chords
'Cause Jane is looking cute and I don't want to be ignored
Never knew how much it took to be a movie extra
Faking keys to no one will see surprisingly can test you
I've got a Jane-Jones but I ain't no junkie
'Cause you Jane and me Funky
Jane I want to see more Jane I want to see more (repeated)
'Cause you Jane and Me Funky
Fingers on film I've got to make the final cut
But everyone on the set has got a stick up their butt
Lead man is straight stony Jane looks kind of bony
I've had it with movie magic man it makes me feel so phony
I ain't Sony and y'all can't play me like a Walkman
Every other extra on the set is trying to be a jock and
Get their little props but you can't punk me
'Cause you Jane and me Funky
