Girl you think i'm the bomb
But i'm old enough to be dating your mo, and i did
She wasn't that bad
But you're grounded if you tell your dad
That you like the way we dance
With rock hard abs and plastic pants
You give us teddy bears,
And in return we shave our chest hairs (ya we're so manly)
Cuz we're singing in a boy band,
The words are stupid and the music's bland
We'll never see a dime from selling out to the man,
yeah, we're a boy band
We say we met in church,
but we're a product of market research,
We sing about se-ex,
to little girls who shouldn't think about sex yet
it's not like they listen (it's not like they care)
Cuz when we sweat out bodies glisten
we like the colour blue,
And we're appearing at a mall near you (right beside the food court)
Cuz we're singing in a boy band,
the words are stupid and the music's bland
noone likes us here but we're big in Japan,
yeah, we're a boy band
Throw your hands up in the air and wave 'em around
like you just don't care
you just don't care, you just don't care,
now bring your hands down from the air
Cuz we're singing in a boy band
the words are stupid and the music's bland
another pollutant in the pop wasteland,
Yeah, we're a boy band
yeah, we're a boy band
Yeah, we're a boy band
