I am Cow, hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curds, cream, cheese, and butter's made from liquid from my udders.
I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moo!
I am Cow, eating grass, methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch!
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner
I am Cow, I am Cow, I have gas!
I am Cow, here I stand, far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland, you can squeeze my teats by hand
I am Cow I am Cow, hear me moo,
I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moooooo!
