It was just the other day
When we to Joe\'s Cafe
Just to order up a couple steaks to eat.
But we noticed something wrong.
All the Worcestershire was gone.
But the waitress brought a different kind of treat.
She said this sauce was the chef\'s new creation.
Guaranteed, it\'s a new taste sensation.
But she warned us it\'s made out of prunes.
"Try a little if you dare.
Nothing can compare."
So we had some and now we swear
We won\'t eat prunes again.
That was such a dirty trick.
Boy, it really made us sick.
Well it looks like we\'ve been done in by the prune.
Still the memory lingers on.
I been livin\' in the john,
\'Cause I\'ve had the runs since Monday afternoon.
I\'d sell my soul for some new constipation.
Need a cure for this new aggravation.
Diarrhea has taken its toll.
Still got the runs today,
Just like yesterday,
Buddy, that\'s why I\'m hear to say
We won\'t eat prunes again.
