Billions of birdies squawkin' outloud
Talkin' in code to clams in the clouds
They send a secret message, they send it by worm
So vibratin' spiders will receive the word
But that's totally feather pluckin' insane
Ten million monkeys all pick up guitars
(But nobody taught them how)
Five thousand fishies rockin' really, really, really hard
(Nobody taught them how)
Check out Chickey, drivin' Piggy's little blue car
(Nobody taught him how)
Well, flies like to fly 'cuz they don't like to stay
They buzzin' in the ears of the chicken all day
Chicken understand and he pick out the code
Send a subsonic signal through the snot in
The middle of an elephant's long, wet, cold, grey nose
But that's totally feather pluckin' insane
Ten million monkeys all pick up guitars
(Nobody taught them how)
Five thousand froggies rockin' really, really, really hard
(Nobody taught them how)
Check out Chickey, drivin' Piggy's little blue car
(Nobody taught him how)
All the froggies had a good time
All the chickies got their toes wet
All the monkeys had a drumset to share
Everybody had a good time
All the froggies had a good time
All the chickies got their toes wet
All the monkees had a drumset to share
Everybody had a good time, oh yeah, said oh yeah
