I´m a lonesome rider, I´m a real tough guy. I tell you livin´ ain´t easy, but every day I try. I´ve seen a
million places. Baby, I get around with a sixpack of beer and a Maschendrahtzaun. I´m a hard-working
man. I don´t need much in life. I got my horse, i got my boots, a head and a knife. All I really need, can
surely be found: I need girls, I need whiskey and Maschendrahtzaun.
Refrain: Maschendrahtzaun in the morning, Maschendrahtzaun late at night, Maschendrahtzaun
in the evening, Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel all right. And if I ever be king, and I get a
crown, then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.
All the ladies wanna have me. I´m a handsome boy. And all the boys want me too, and especially
Siegfried and Roy. I´m a sex machine, baby. I had more girls than James Brown and I fucked them all on
the Maschendrahtzaun. But now the time has gone by and something happened to me. I´m only half the
man I used to be. I was the sexiest man in the whole big town before I ripped my balls on the
Maschendrahtzaun.
Refrain: Maschendrahtzaun in the morning, ...
I was also a sheriff. I was fighting for right. I was protecting law and order every day, every night. I was
hunting a man with a big, fat Bauch and I caught him in the back of a Knallerbsenstrauch. But now the
story is over. I had a good, good life. I still got my horse, my boots and my knife. I did a lot of travelling,
but now I sattle down at the Knallerbsenstrauch on the Maschendrahtzaun.
