Beep-beep, beep-beep, his horn went beep-beep-beep
While riding in my Cadillac
As we guys were going down the pond there fishin'
I was in my brand new silver Seville Cadillac
And what, to my surprise
Ooh I was proud of that thing, that silver with the gold trim, ahh, boy it was pretty
A little volkswagon was following me
The biggest engine I could buy too, I was just really enjoyin' life
A bug viewed through my sides
It was such a pretty day, and I had it on cruise control
The guy must have wanted to pass me up
A little old volkswagon was behind me, I don't know where he came from
But he must have wanted to pass me, he kept tootin' his horn
As he kept on tootin' his horn
Remind me of a ding-dang net, kinda aggravatin', kinda embarrased me
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
But I'd show him a thing too, bippin' his horn at me, hee-hah
In my brand new Cadillac, ha-ha-hah
He kept on tootin' that little horn, you should of heard it
Beep-beep, beep-beep Ha-ha, it was puny
His horn went beep-beep-beep It went beep-beep-beep, plum pitiful sound
I pushed my foot down to the floor to give the guy some shame
I thought I'd just ease away from that old boy
So I could push my foot down to the floor, hah-hah-hah-hah, hmm,hmm,hmm,hmm
The little volkswagon stayed right behind, he still had on his break
I couldn't wait, hee-hee-hee, but he stayed right behind me
I think he still had on his break, hah
He must have thought his car had more guts as he kept on tooting his horn
Well, I don't know want he had under his hood, ?............? his trunk
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
He kept on tootin' that horn at me and I'll show him a thing or two
