Your attention please I've got something to share
So feast your eyes upon my brand new hair
If your eyes can adjust
To the neon glare and my look of disgust
What are you seeking validation for
At the character assassination store
Their shelves are full but nothing's cheap
So pick your ego up of the floor
And inch or two but nothing more
It's a crutch you want not what you got
You're falling all over the looks you bought
The best are brought down by degrees
The rest are curiosities
Attention please! is all they understand
Drawing a crowd for some meager pay
Drawing a bead down on the weakly pray
Got to throw in your hat
Win, lose or draw you're a diplomat
You pull the act out on demand
And always have the upper hand
Be prepared for reprimand
Attention's all they understand
The best are brought down by degrees
Or killed by curiosities
Attention please! is all they understand
