Well I get up in the mornin and Im feelin good
Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood
My wife wakes up and looks my way
Kids run in and ruin my day
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Hes a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee
Almost knocked over tryin to avoid the seat
I raised up and still the same
So on the wall I wrote my name
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Hes a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess
I can tell right away shes not impressed
I clean it all up and I start to cry
It wont go down and I dont know why
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Hes a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Well I got to go to work and theres still no change
Im thinking by now theres something strange
Still feels good and it really dont hurt
So all I do is un-tuck my shirt
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Hes a man who really loves his morning woooood
Hes a man who really loves his morning woooood
Hes a man who really loves his morning woooood
YeeeeeHaaaa!!
Rodney your not going to work like that are you
Honey Im taking the convertible yaahaa!
