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<pre><font size='+2'>Bruce's Philosophers Song lyrics</font><br><br>Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant<br>who was very rarely stable<br>Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar<br>who could think you under the table<br>David Hume could out-consume<br>Schopenhauer and Hegel<br>And Wittgenstein was a beery swine<br>who was just as sloshed as Schlegel<br><br>There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya<br>'bout the raising of the wrist<br>Socrates himself was permanently pissed<br><br>John Stewart Mill of his own free will<br>on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill<br>Plato they say could stick it away<br>'alf a crate of whisky every day<br>Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle<br>Hobbes was fond of his dram<br>And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:<br>"I drink, therefore I am"<br><br>Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed<br>A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed<br><br><a href='http://www.smartlyrics.com' target='_blank'>SmartLyrics</a> | <a href="http://www.smartlyrics.com/Song428338-Python-Monty-BrucesPhilosophers-Song.aspx" target='_blank'>Bruce's Philosophers Song lyrics</a></pre>

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Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stewart Mill of his own free will
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
'alf a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed

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