When i was a child staring at the tube
I saw sex, violence and death on the news
One day i saw the duke kill someone
Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son
All i want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Like them actors i got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as i see on my tv
Doin' as i see on my tv
Can i get on the news if i kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if i took my life?
I tried to act and my career just flopped
So i beat up my neighbors and i got on "cops"
All i want's a millions bucks from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me
I could shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in beverly hills, please?
Doin' as i see on my tv
Doin' as i see on my tv
I'd even do a porno flick, like all them hollywood chicks
I'm doin' it as i see on my tv
Took my girl to rent a porno movie
I thought that it'd be kinda groovy
I thought that'd this impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover!
All i want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I'm a man i got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as i see on my tv
Doin' as i see on my tv
Hell i'd even do a porno flick, like my hero rocky did
