don't bother going to class
kuz nobody cares if you cut
and its not smart to experiment
with ben gay on your nuts
if you ask her out & she says maybe
what she really means is no way
and if you try jerking off behind the back stop
the team will be playing that day (oh God)
these are the things i wish i knew
there are the things i wish i knew in highschool
yeah these are the things i wish i knew in highschool
don't call the head jock a fag even if it's true
& don't hold our for that one special girl
kuz she'll never have sex with you (get laid)
these are the things i wish i knew i wish i knew
there are the things i wish i knew in highschool
yeah these are the things i wish i knew in highschool
don't let um see you cryin no matter how it hurts
nobody ever got laid kuz they were wearing a rusty shirt
