(Mike)
If you want my opinion,
guys like you should wear a crown.
Do what you want and do it now.
this week?
When will you reach your peak,
Heatseeker Boy?
(accordion solo)
The girls all loved your eyebrows,
guys loved how the bullets flew.
You had more charms than Helen of Troy.
Now when I ride the subway,
everyone's singin' you.
(All)
Seems you're always in the background,
your the muzak at the dog pound.
(Mike)
You should get around,
Heatseeker Boy!
(All)
Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
(Mike)
Heatseeker Boy!
