Zidler:
Spectacular, Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can't describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment
Returns are fixed at ten percent
You must agree, that's excellent
And on top of your fee
All:
You'll be involved artisticly....
Chorus:
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
Various:
Elephants!
Bohemians!
Indians!
and courtesans!
Acrobats!
and juggling bears!
exotic girls!
fire eaters!
Muscle men, contortionists
Intrigue, danger,
Tolouse:and romance
All:Electric lights, machinery
Oh, the electricity!
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty... years....
Spectacular, Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment
The hills are alive, with the sound of music
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
Duke:
Yes, but what happens in the end?
Christian: *cough*
The courtesan and sitarman
are pulled apart by an evil plan
