Hello
I'm the guy who sits next to you
And reads the newspaper over your
shoulder
Wait
Don't turn the page
I'm not finished
Life is so uncertain
Here I am
Yes it's me
Take my hand
And you'll see
Here I am
Yes it's true
All I want
Girl is you
Given that true intellectual and
emotional compatibility
Are at the very least difficult
If not impossible to come by
We could always opt for the more
temporal gratification
Of sheer physical attraction
That wouldn't make you a shallow
person
Would it
Here I am
Yes it's me
Take my hand
And you'll see
Here I am
Yes it's true
All I want
Girl is you
If Ford is to Chevrolet
What Dodge is to Chrysler
What Corn Flakes are to Post Toasties
What the clear blue sky is to the deep
blue sea
What Hank Williams is to Neil
Armstrong
Can you doubt we were made for each
other
Here I am
Yes it's me
Take my hand
And you'll see
Here I am
Yes it's true
All I want
Girl is you
Look
I understand too little too late
I realize there are things you say
and do
You can never take back
But what would you be if you didn't
even try
So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Here I am
Yes it's me
Take my hand
And you'll see
Here I am
Yes it's true
All I want
Girl is you
