DR. SCOTT:
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
CRIMINOLOGIST:
But he never caused her nothing but shame
DR. SCOTT:
He left home the day she died!
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock & roll porn
And a motor bike
Shooting up junk
He was a lowdown cheap little punk
Taking everone for a ride
CHORUS:
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
FRANK:
What a guy!
JANET:
Makes you cry!
DR. SCOTT:
Und I did!
COLUMBIA:
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said "Hey listen to this"
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door and threw away the key!
CHORUS:
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
DR. SCOTT:
But he must have been drawn
Into something
Making him warn
Me in a note which reads
CHORUS:
What's it say?
What's it say?
EDDIE:
I'm out of my head!
Oh, hurry or I may be dead!
They musn't carry out their evil deeds!
(SCREAM)
FRANK:
What a guy!
JANET:
Makes you cry!
DR. SCOTT:
Und I did!
CHORUS:
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
