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[ verse 1 ]
Well, listen up, homeboys, I got somethin to say
About a homeboy from back in the day
His name was richard, some called him rick
But if you knew him like me, youd call him dick
When we were growin up, we stuck with each other
Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother
We had a lotta fun when we were kids
We always overlooked the dumb things he did
But the fun was over when we got to high school
Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool
We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed
One thing went wrong, rick got obsessed
We wouldnt go to class, always think about ass
Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just last
Girls was all he was thinkin about
If the school was all boys, heda been dropped out
When he did drop out, he felt no shame
And if you ask me, he had the right name
Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come
Thats why I call him dick, cause dick is dumb
Dick
[ verse 2 ]
He wouldnt go to school, but he had to survive
So he went out and got him a 9 to 5
Although he was lazy, he had to work
Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk
As fast as he made it, his money was spent
When it came to girls, he didnt care where he went
Hed hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!"
And it was no tellin what he would catch
He was in the doctors office almost every week
He became so popular, everybodyd speak
When he walked in theyd say (hi rick)
And when he passed by, theyd say (dumb dick)
Really hard-headed, cause he said he had juice
But it was
