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John Prine - Dear Abby Lyrics
 Complimentary "Dear Abby" Ringtone 
Dear Abby
G C G
Dear Abby, Dear Abby; My feet are too long,
D
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong.
G C G
My friends they all tell me I've no friends at all,
D G
Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call.
C D G
Signed, Bewildered.
G C G
Chorus: Bewildered,bewildered you have no complaint,
D
You are what you are and you aint what you aint.
G C G
So listen up buster and listen up good,
D G
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.
C D G
Signed, Dear Abby.
G C G
Dear Abby,Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks.
D
My wife hollars at me and my kids are all freaks.
G C G
Every side I get up is the wrong side of bed,
D G
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead.
C D G
Signed, Unhappy.
G C G
cho: Unhappy,Unhappy, you have no complaint ...
G C G
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this,
D
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss.
G C G
My girlfriend tells me its all in my head,
D G
But my stomach tells me to write you instead.
C D G G
Signed, Noise-maker. (cho: Noise-maker,Noise-maker, ...)
G C G
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I never'd have thought,
D
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught.
G C G
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze,
D G
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees.
C D G G
Signed, Just Married. (cho: Just Married, Just Married,
Complimentary "Dear Abby" Ringtone
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