He's go so many problems You can count them one by one
He's a filthy, stupid apeman He never has any fun
He lives in the jungle in a cave by a hill Plays an old loud drum
He's primitive, barely human
Apeman hop, apeman hop
Paint the face of a demon, glowing by the fire light Hoppin' like an elephant
Thunderin' like me tonight He's the world's worst recycler
The iceman comes a lot He's the devil's apprentice He's a prehistoric man
Apeman hop, apeman hop
At night he's gonna sacrifice his beloved apeman girl
Tie her to the alter, pull out her heart and eat her flesh
