[Cedric:] yo yo yo yo, my man, yo [Clerk:] Yea, what can I help you with? [Cedric:] Hey c'mon man you gotta say you got me on dis one, Look... [Clerk:] What do ya need, what do ya need? [Cedric:] You got da new Nelly? You got dat in? The Nellyville, you got dat right? [Clerk:] What is that rap or something? [Cedric:] Wha? [Clerk:] I think we jus sold out of it man. [Cedric:] SOLD OUT?!C'mon bro dis da fourth, fifth, store I've been to today, they all sold out! [Clerk:] We're all sold out bro. [Cedric:] C'mon man you gotta help a brotha out, man I'm in a [Clerk interruptes:(Hey man!)] desperate sitiation herre playa! [Clerk:] I'd love to help you my brotha! [Cedric:] I got a nice lil sexy lil thing waitin on me at da crib, and all she wanna hear is Nelly, I'm tryin to get it through your smell. [Clerk:] I hear ya,[Cedric interrupts:(wha?)] I hear ya, you gotta get the mood goin, ya know...? [Cedric:(laughin)] yea, dats what I'm tryin to do pimp juice! [Clerk:] PIMP JUICE?! [Cedric:] Look man, let me..., can you download it for me? sumthin? [Clerk:] No man, we can't do that here, sorry! [Cedric:] Mp3? You can't...? [Clerk:] No, we can't, we can't Mp3, sorry! [Cedric:] Let me take one of your listenin machines or sumthin, and I'll bring it back to you tomorrow. [Clerk:] Ya fuckin crazy? My boss would kill me man! [Cedric:] Look man, jus check in da back, do whateva you gotta do. [Clerk:] Hold on, let me see what I can do for ya bro.Let me see... [Clerk:] Man this is the last one I got. [Cedric:] For real? Aight! Cool wait.. [Clerk:] It's the clean version, that's all I got, I found the clean version for ya! [Cedric:] It's da clean version? [Clerk:] Nelly, ya know the new one, Nellyville. [Cedric:] It said there's NO cusin on it? NONE? [Clerk:] Ya want it? [Cedric:] Dat's all you got? [Clerk:] It's hip-hop! [Cedric:(sigh)] Damn aight, aight give me dat man.I jus got ta make it happen right now, I jus gotta... [Clerk:] Alright, Alright but hurry up we got people waitin in line here, they've been waitin for a long time. [Cedric:] Yea, go ahead and giva it to me. [Clerk:] Good luck dawg!
