Fat Sweaty Betty
Her ma used to baby sit me back when we was 2
We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink
And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank
Well ah, she moved across town and never came back
Until the other day I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty I can't believe this, shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beatch
She said hey J tell me how you been
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her, hold still and flicked it off her face
And said "Betty oh Betty what ya say we leave this place?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers rub across the rippled cellulite
Oooooh it was nasty, but I don't let it bother me
She rolled over and fuckin knocked the wind outta me
I couldn't breath she wouldn't stop I'm almost dead
I took the lamp and bust it on her fuckin head We got dressed
I gave her a little kiss good-bye Fat Sweaty Betty,
my fat sweaty pumpkin pie
Fat Sweaty Betty
Tell me when your ready (x2)
The big fat flop of shit people call Betty
Lots of fat on her back her neck, Sweaty
Boogers runnin out her nose and over hung lips
Can't tell the difference from her titties to her hips
But fuck all that cuz I wanna see the neden
I wanna see the cat that cheesy, cheesy, chin
Rode my bike to her house, hey yo Betty let me in
I'm packin some snack cakes, bitch let me in
I can hear her commin down the stairs
She opened up the door in her mutha fuckin underwears
Eww, shit fuck that I'm turnin back
But then the door shut and she goin for the cake snack
I said relax hoe, I'm hear on business
You can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor, come on Betty drop them drawers
Ahhhh, I knew it, Betty had balls
Oh, no here come that ass
From the top of the dresser with the Yokozuna Splash
I wish I never came Oh boy do I wish
She Fat Sweaty Betty The Sweaty Fat Bitch
Fat Sweaty Betty Tell me when your ready
fat sweaty betty (x?)
