Hey Mike, Mike...MIKE! TURN ME UP!
Right about now...
[1st Verse, Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope)]
Welcome everyone to the big show
(Jake and Jack and the Dark Carnival)
Remove your hats or we'll cut off your head
(Show respect, youse amongst the dead)
Don't like bigots and richie boy fucks
(Ain't shit changed, bitch check us)
Detroit Southwest murderous, die
(The greatest spectacle under the sky)
5 cards came and made their mark from Moon Yugon down to Platon Park
Fuck your drum kit, xylaphone and cello, I'm a wicked clown, bitch, hello!?
Everybody come jump in our ride
(Bring you and your fat-ass bich inside)
Wagon tips are slick as a breeze
(Can't nobody get with these, motherfucker, bring it on!)
Violent J, Shaggy, serial killers with style, fasions of the 2000's and beyond
[2nd Verse]
Voodoo chickens and magical wands
(Dead bigots, yeah, face down in a pond)
Broken necks with the flick of our wrists
(All this player hatin' getting me pissed)
Fat chicks, skinny chicks, chicky-chicks, hoes
(Swishes, Faygo's, and Kung-Fu blows)
If Jake Jeckel drops any at all
(No more chicks, just sizzling balls)
I'll hypnotize you like a vampire, Bite you neck and set your head on fire
Shoot me with silver bullets? Ok! I'll pull 'em out, pawn 'em and get paid
Here, try my licorice treats
(I know dead folk that chew they feet)
Carnival moons and shadow of time
(And we ?? his little behind, bitch, bring it on)
[Chorus]
The Insane Clown Posse, ICP, axe murdering done with a touch
