1-2-3 I have no head for figures. My hands cannot explain.
Endangered animals and thats it grain.
I see dead rivers running dry. I see the activists who march and cry.
O How they cry singing. Why must we desecrate this land?
Ill tell you why because we can. Thats why.
Save the whales, save the seals, save the eagle,
Save the bison and the beach.
Why not save your breath.
Save the propos, save the dolphin save the gerbil,
Save the raccoon and the rat.
Why not save some stamps.
I am a human. Im a goddamn human being. I walk erect.
See the cheetah all so supple leaning quick as he chases a gazem.
But he cant drive a car at least not very far.
I am a human. Im a goddamn human being. I can pay for sex.
(Hey theres a great show on the discovery channel tonight
The history of the badger. Hmm I wonder what badger tastes like?
I dont know probably tastes like ferrite. Wow youve tried ferrite.
Yea. Whats it taste like? Chicken.)
I am a human. Im a goddamn human being. I can wipe my ass.
What give mankind the right to kill at will? Ill tell you what guns.
Big fucking guns with giant fucking bullets pal.
I am a human. Im a goddamn human being. I can shave my balls.
