may i have your attention please
may i have your attention please
will the real slim shady please shut up
i repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up
we're gonna have a problem here
y'all act like you've never heard a white person before
his rhymes are a bore punkbitch tryin' to be hardcore
marshall mathers back worse than before makin' us snore,
whinin' in the microphone
it's return of the... oh wait, no way, you're a fool,
you didn't pay money for this cd did you?
and dr dre did everything you idiot
without dre's beats yr as good as dead
the world's had enough of eminem
diggy diggy, even his girlfriend's cheatin' on him
look at him walkin' around livin' off dre,
actin' so cool. but he's really kind of weak though
little twit blasts me on his new cd
why? because i turned him down for a date *tee hee*
as for the question of who came first
was it carson daly or was it fred durst
i'm sorry slim but this is gonna hurt
they both came closer than you ever will, jerk
yr song is on my nerves
yr song is on my nerves
yr kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve
that is the message that i deliver to little kids
that you become famous and never know what talent is
of course they're gonna like you
of course they do
yr like a cartoon version of rick schroder on silver spoons
you ain't nuthin' but a product, packaged to be bought up
you know a year from now you won't be thought of
so you write about dead animals and cannibals and some day
you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
and there's a million women just like me
that think like me, that all can see
that slim shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
so if you agree, scream loudly with me
yr slim shady yes yr the real shady
you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating
so won't the real slim shady please shut up
please shut up please shut up
yr slim shady yes yr the real shady
you sound like peter brady you get quite irritating
so won't the real slim shady please shut up
please shut up please shut up
