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<pre><font size='+2'>Drunk With Dignity lyrics</font><br><br>When you've had too much to drink<br>there's certain things to keep in mind.<br>Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding<br>your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap<br>and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose<br>or Vince<br>And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment<br><br>Get drunk with dignity<br>Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face<br>its not necessary to lick him back<br>Stay away from drinks with names like<br>brain seizure or hippo laxative<br>Get drunk with dignity<br><br>If a bar has human ears nailed ot the walls<br>don't pass out there<br>and if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it<br>you used the wrong bowl<br>And there are phrases you must learn to avoid<br>phrases like<br><br><a href='http://www.smartlyrics.com' target='_blank'>SmartLyrics</a> | <a href="http://www.smartlyrics.com/Song270567-DrDemento-Drunk-With-Dignity.aspx" target='_blank'>Drunk With Dignity lyrics</a></pre>

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When you've had too much to drink
there's certain things to keep in mind.
Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose
or Vince
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment

Get drunk with dignity
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
its not necessary to lick him back
Stay away from drinks with names like
brain seizure or hippo laxative
Get drunk with dignity

If a bar has human ears nailed ot the walls
don't pass out there
and if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it
you used the wrong bowl
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid
phrases like

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