Sally called when she got the word
She said, I suppose you heardabout Alice.
So I rushed to the window and I looked outside
And I could hardly believe my eyes
As the big limousine pulled slowly into Alice's drive
Oh I don't why she's leaving or were she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
(ALICE, WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE)
24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
(ALICE, WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE)
We grew up together, two kids in the park
We carved our initials deep in the barkme and Alice
As she walks to the door with her head held high
Just for a moment I caught her eye
As the big limousine pulled slowly out of Alice's drive
Oh I don't why she's leaving or were she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
(ALICE, WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE)
24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
(ALICE, WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE)
Sally called back, asked how I felt
She said, I know how to helpGet over Alice
She said now Alice is gone but I'm still here
You know, I've been waiting 24 years
And the big limousine disappeared
Oh I don't why she's leaving or were she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
(ALICE, WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE)
24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
(ALICE, WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE)
Now I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice.
