i remember when we walked as one and all the truths were known * and we were
scrappers in the schoolyard fights, talked tough on the telephone * but there
was always one big guy who feared nothing and no one * his name was gary
and he looked so mean * he wasn't a lot of fun * when he walked by you got
the fuck out of the way * now gary was the schoolyard bully * didn't have a
lot of friends * he had kids do his homework for him * stupid til the end *
on graduation day he stood the tallest, and he got his degree * he
couldn't add two plus two * let loose on society * when he walked by you
got the fuck out of the way * gary was * was the top cat in his day *
everybody said that he'd get his someday * and I swear to this day that I
still see his face * when I have a bad dream at night he's the monster to
my right * now gruesome gary met his match at a young and tender age * he
got a whipping at the mall one night, and the police took him away * the
town cheered and the geeks all jeered, but I'll just make a bet * gary
will live on in infamy -- he was the meanest guy you ever met!
