Yeah, my sister's really movin' up in the world.
She dates a full-blown professor! Goes by the name
of Professor Griff. He's a great guy; he's a good
ol' boy, that wild ol' Professor Griff. I think
that he's a history professor. The other day, he
told me the wildest story about the history of
jewelry.
Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on the
porch, an' Sis plays the banjo, I play the jug, an'
Professor Griff breaks out his Jew's harp and just
flails away. God, I love that guy
