Giles
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon
No, something isn't right there
Willow
I've got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky broadway nightmare
Xander
I've got a theory we should work this out
Anya, Giles, Tara, Willow, Xander
It's getting eerie what's this cheery singing all about?
Xander
It could be witches
Some evil witches
Which is rediculous
'Cause witches they persecuted
Wicca good and love the earth
And women power and I'll be over here
Anya
I've got a theory
It could be bunnies
Sound effects
(Crickets chirp)
Tara
I've got a-
Anya
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies
(pause) Or maybe midgets
Willow
I've got a theory we should work this fast
Giles, Willow
Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed
Buffy
I've got a theory
It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse - we've all been there
The same old trips - why should we care?
Anya, Buffy, Giles, Tara, Willow, Xander
What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die
Buffy
Hey I've
