Boat drinks
Boys in the band ordered boat drinks
Visitors scored on the home rink
Everything seems to be wrong
Lately newspapers mentioned cheap airfare
I gotta fly to St. Somewhere
I'm close to bodily harm
20 degrees and the hockey game's on
Nobody cares, they're way too far gone, screaming
Boat drinks, something to keep 'em all warm
This morning I shot six holes in my freezer
I think I've got cabin fever
Somebody sound the alarm
I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow
Would you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott
Any old place here on Earth or in space
You pick the century, I'll pick the spot
But I know I should be leaving this climate
I've got a verse but can't rhyme it
I gotta go where it's warm
Boat drinks
Waitress, I need two more boat drinks
Then I'm heading south 'fore my dream shrinks
I gotta go where it's warm [I gotta go where it's]
I gotta go where it's warm [I gotta go where it's]
I gotta go where it's WARM!
I gotta go where there ain't any snow
Where there ain't any blow, 'cause my fins sink so low
I gotta go where it's warm
