I was walking home from school one day
When I saw Danny standing there
I tried to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his, but nothing could compare
Then he said
You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... because you're ugly
You know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too
And it said
You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... because you're ugly
Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love...
His namd awas Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins
And everyday adter school I'd wait outside his classroom
Well, one day these three little girls came out right before he did
And this girl named Heidi Weller had a handfull of pumpkin seeds
And I said "Let me see those pumpkin seeds" and she said "No"
And I said "let me see those pumpkin seeds NOW bitch"
I grabbed her hand and she had Danny Irving's name written on each and every one of those damn pumpkin seeds
And I said "hey bitch. That's my boyfriend. Why dyou have my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds?
You little slut, you little seven-year-old slut.
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, bitch"
And you know what she had the nerve to say to me that little...
She said
You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... Because you're ugly
