I don't feel at home in the eye o' the dug
I don't feel at home in the animal sanctuary
Tell 'em what happens when you come out of your house
Cause when you come out of your house
Walking into town, feeling pretty happy
Your two inches off the ground
With a little funny man with a little flat cap
His little white shoes with furry white tackles on
He's about one inch off the ground, one inch off the ground
But he skins your face, and puts you into his mixed race category
This is where we come from and this is the song
This is the town where we all come from, it's an animal sanctuary
This is the town where we all come from, it's an animal sanctuary
It's got a little white barn (bar?), it's got a little white barn (bar?)
Nobody helps you out, nobody helps you out
It's the eye o' the dug
It's the eye o' the dug
It's the eye o' the dug
It's the eye o' the dug
It's the eye o' the dug
It's the eye o' the dug
It's the eye o' the dug
You will like it here
You will like it here
I knew they'd like it I knew they'd like it
